Interrogation

From: Dave Doak
To: letters@zoonami.com
Subject: A letter

Dear Zoonami,

I am interested in having a letter published on your website.

The letter is ‘k’.

Regards,
Dave.

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Dear Sir or Madam,

Thank you for your application to have a letter published on our website. As you may be aware, the letter publishing industry is a very competitive field, and not all applications will be successful. This can be for commercial as well as quality reasons.

In this case:

[ ] We are considering publication of similar / identical letters
[ X ] Another similar letter / an identical letter already appears on our website
[ ] Your letter contains too few strokes
[ ] Your letter contains too many strokes
[ ] Your letter is too ‘lower case’
[ ] Your letter is too ‘upper case’
[ ] This letter is not very ‘top 40’ at this time
[ ] Your letter is too rubbish
[ ] The letter is not similar enough to other letters / licenses we are aware of
[ ] The license your letter is based on is rubbish
[ ] You forgot to include your letter
[ ] You smell

However thank you for your letter, and we shall endeavour to add you to a short list. We wish you good luck in the future,

Yours sincerely,

Zoonami Interrogation Division

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